PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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