Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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