I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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