so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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