I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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