I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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