Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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