The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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