honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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