You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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