This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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