i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I wish i was in the wii world.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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