I love watching others lives come down to our level.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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