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Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He's a Shit stain on my heart
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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