I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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