I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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