I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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