I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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