would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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