Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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