Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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