at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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