He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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