My boss' voice literally gives me gas
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
When did we convert life to cartoon?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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