Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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