just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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