I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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