Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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