My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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