My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
i think my cat just said my name.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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