I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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