peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
