Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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