I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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