i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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