Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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