Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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