I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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