I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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