Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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