that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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