How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Randomize
