question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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