walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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