you win again, gameday.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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