my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Randomize
