He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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