Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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