I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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