My brain says no but my pants say off.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
